Violated - 11 May 2003 . 14:38
I've been violated.
That's right. Someone came up into my driveway and rifled through my car. They took money, my cell phone, the cell phone charger and tried to steal my cd player. In the process, they broke my passenger side sun visor and damaged my console/dash.
In an effort to dissuade the rat bastard responsible for repeating their actions, I've joined the Bean Mafia and will be calling on my fellow hoods shortly. Retribution will be mine.
Actually I have a suspect but no proof. If I can link the suspect to the scene of the crime they're will be hell to pay.
Though I really did join the Bean Mafia, my plan for future safety in my property and possessions is a little more tangible. I toyed with the idea of buying a blood-thirsty dog (something along the lines of Cujo) but since I become paralyzed with fear at the sight of dogs bigger than a daschund, I figured it wasn't such a grand idea. Instead I've decided to obtain a permit and buy a gun. I've got plenty of people around to show me the proper way to weild said weapon and blast any unfortunate intruders back to Kingdom Come. I'm also going to get Dad to come over and install motion lights around the house since the ADT signs I stole to put around the house really don't deter theives. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)
I've also decided to buy a new car. Well, not new in the "never owned" sense but new in the "i've never owned this car before" sense. I'm not even close to knowing what kind of car I want. I've owned Fords, a Chevy, a Pontiac and a Honda so far and I've liked them all, with the exception of the Chevy. My uncle has a Pontiac Sunfire he's offered to sell me for $2400...and he'll even take payments from me so I don't have to shell out the ca$h all at once. I think I'll look around first though. His car is a 1997 and in great shape, fantastic shape, but I can't commit to buying one car before I check out what's available. All I know is that I don't want a truck and whatever I buy must have fully operational air conditioning. Any suggestions?
Not much else to update on, other than the threat I received at work the other night. A driver came into the office highly frustrated and called our entire plant a bunch of "stupid f's that should have their asses kicked!" Then he said he was going to start with me. Not being big on pain and not wanting to be maimed, I quickly called security and the driver was escorted off the property with the promise of being arrested should he return at any point. Ah, security. What would we at the hog plant do without the "pork chop police?"
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