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Diary of a Cat - 23 January 2003 . 16:50 6:30 am - The human came home, putting a damper on my fun until she goes to sleep. 7:30 am - The human is finally asleep...the house is all mine! I circled the livingroom, taking inventory of the "No Zones". Decided to attack the miniblinds and assault the glass turtle on the end table... 7:45 am - Glass turtle didn't put up much of a fight. Time for a nap. 8:30 am - Woke from my nap. Debated on investigating a noise and decided against it. 8:31 am - Stretched out in front of fireplace and fell alseep. 10:45 am - Woke up and stretched. 10:50 am - Sat in front of wall and meowed loudly for no reason. 11:00 am - Jumped up on the couch and licked the human's nose. 11:01 am - The human removed me from the couch and placed me on the floor. 11:20 am - Saw a bug. Sniffed it. It cowered with fear and played dead. I batted it around for a few minutes then ate it. 11:30 am - Threw bug and hairball up onto livingroom carpet. 11:31 am - The human begrudgingly awoke and cleaned up said bug and hairball. 1:30 pm - Awoke from another cat nap (har har) and ate some cat food. Mmm, tasty morsels... 1:45 pm - Nap time again. Decided to sleep on the human's back while she slumbered peacefully on the couch. 1:46 pm - After sharpenening my claws on the human's back, I was promptly relocated to the floor. Haha! This is what you'd be reading if my cat had a Diaryland account!
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